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  • 英语幽默小故事100字 英语幽默故事短文

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    相关热词搜索:英语幽默故事短文 英语幽默短文一分钟 英语幽默故事 短篇

      英语幽默故事短文一:

      Go Barefoot In secondary school, I was always self-conscious about my height. Once I was asked out by a life-guard. I had never really stood next to him and didn't know how tall he was, so the night of the date I took out two pairs of shoes-one with heels, one flat. I arranged with my brother to answer the door, compare his height with my date's and run upstairs to let me know which shoes to wear. When doorbell rang I waited. Then my brother showed up and told me what I didn't want to hear: "Go barefoot."

      英语幽默故事短文二:

      To be on the Safe SideIn a cinema during a performance one of the audience gets up, makes his way along the row of seats and goes out into the foyer. A few minutes later he returns and asks the man sitting at the head of the row: "Excuse me, was it your foot I stepped on when I was going out a moment ago?" " Yes, but it doesn't really matter. It didn't hurt at all." "Oh, no, it isn't that. I only want to make sure that this is my row."

      英语幽默故事短文三:

      Marry Him Jane loved Tony , but she worried about all the money he squandered when they went out together. "How can I stop Tony spending so much money on me?" She asked her mother. "Marry him!"

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